Movie Film Reviews

The VelociPastor is an unfunny joke, self-aware but still inept. Every aspect is tacky and lame. Its premise is a pun that gets stale...

Jurassic World: Dominion misses its opportunity. The story is needlessly convoluted, sidelining the dinosaurs (and their release) for a...

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is one mess after another. It's awkward and ridiculous, split between bridging the past and setting up the...

Jurassic World is a generic blockbuster, prioritizing accessibility over substance. Unfortunately, the script is overstuffed with useless...

Jurassic Park 3 is mediocre. Its rescue narrative is basic but fine. The deception twist is fair. Yet, beyond that, the script is lame....

The Lost World: Jurassic Park is good. Its script is weakened by flat characters, a shoehorned third act, and redundant themes. However,...

Stranger Things Season 4 Volume 1 is worthy. It's convoluted with excessive characters, but its ending is focused. As usual, Stranger...

Crimes of the Future is ambitious, set in a dystopia of mysterious evolution and environmental instability. Pain is eradicated and...

Enemy is a psychological trip. Despite its contained scale, the film tackles significant themes in abstract ways. Through a small story,...

The Fly is simple, yet dense. It's peak sci-fi horror, driven by psychological tragedy. Surprisingly, The Fly is a relatable love story....

Good Time is authentic danger, a day on the edge. Its protagonist breaks several laws, staying a step ahead of impending doom. The plot...

Revenge of the Sith fittingly concludes a disastrous trilogy. Although it has a protagonist arc, its writing remains abysmal. The tone is...

Attack of the Clones amplifies its predecessor's mistakes. Anakin has mild depth as the protagonist, but he's generic and static. He...

The Phantom Menace is a boring mess. Its plot is overstuffed with dry exposition and convoluted politics. The characters are generic and...

The Bob's Burgers Movie meets expectations. It's funny, purposeful, and developed enough to maintain investment. Fundamentally, it's a...

Top Gun: Maverick is a flawed improvement. Its story is straightforward, which works. Maverick has one last mission, his relationship...

Top Gun is style without substance. It has crafted action, but a generic script. The protagonist, Maverick, is a hotshot who plays by his...

The Simpsons Movie is pretty good. It's more of an extravagant episode than a transcendent culmination because (despite its crafted...

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut is deceptively insightful. While many will hate the film, its awareness is admirable. Specifically,...

Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers is surprisingly effective. It could've been a cash grab, but the film actually puts forward interesting...